2010-2011 Season

October, 2010

The Red Velvet Cake War
A Comedy written by Jessie Jones, Nicholas Hope, Jamie Wooten. Produced courtesy of Jones Hope Wooten.

Show runs October 8-24, 2010
Friday & Saturday nights 8:00 pm
Sunday matinees at 2:00 pm
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Directed by Jon R. Kruse

The Red Velvet Cake War

In this riotously funny Southern-fried comedy, the three Verdeen cousins – Gaynelle, Peaches, and Jimmie Wyvette – could not have picked a worse time to throw their family reunion. Their outrageous antics have set tongues wagging in the small town of Sweetgum (just down the road from Fayro) and the eyes of Texas are upon them, as their self-righteous Aunt LaMerle is quick to point out. Having “accidentally” crashed her minivan through the bedroom wall of her husband’s girlfriend’s doublewide, Gaynelle is one frazzled nerve away from a spectacular meltdown. Peaches, the saucy number one mortuarial cosmetologist in the tri-county area, is struggling to decide if it’s time to have her long-absent trucker husband declared dead. And Jimmie Wyvette, the roughhewn store manager of Whatley’s Western Wear, is resorting to extreme measures to outmaneuver a priss-pot neighbor for the affections of Sweetgum’s newest widower. But the cousins can’t back out of the reunion now. It’s on and Gaynelle’s hosting it; Peaches and Jimmie Wyvette have decided its success is the perfect way to prove Gaynelle’s sanity to a skeptical court-appointed psychologist. Unfortunately, they face an uphill battle as a parade of wildly eccentric Verdeens gathers on the hottest day of July, smack-dab in the middle of Texas tornado season. Things spin hilariously out of control when a neighbor’s pet devours everything edible, a one-eyed suitor shows up to declare his love and a shocking high-stakes wager is made on who bakes the best red velvet cake. As this fast-paced uproarious romp barrels toward its surprising climax, you’ll wish your own family reunion was this much fun!

Auditions held July 26-28, 2010, 6:30 pm at the theatre green room.
Casting 4 men, 8 women
On-site rehearsals begin August 30, 2010
For more information 817-341-8687



November, 2010

Greater Tuna
A Comedy written Jaston Williams, Joe Sears and Ed Howard. Produced by special arrangement with Samuel French, Inc.

Show runs November 5-21, 2010
Friday & Saturday nights 8:00 pm
Sunday matinees at 2:00 pm
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Directed by Damon Herbel

Greater Tuna

“Good morning Tuna”. These words have resonated the most innovative and ingenious live theatre production of the last three decades. Experience the comedy about Tuna Texas--the third smallest town in Texas where the Lions club is too liberal and Patsy Cline never dies. Joe Sears, Jaston Williams along with Ed Howard have given us the incredible tale of Tuna. A small Texas town with all the small town humor, politics and quirks that rural life gives us on a daily basis. Come and join Arless, Thurston, Petey, Bertha, Pearl, Vera and the rest of the Tuna gang on a roaring good time. Come on out and experience Tuna’s way of life. If you’ve seen Tuna, then you know what I mean. If you haven’t, then you’ll be in for an experience of a lifetime. I know you’ll enjoy it. You will. You will.

Auditions held August 23, 24 & 25 at 6:30 pm in the theatre green room. 
Casting men only
On-site rehearsals begin September 27, 2010 (
NOTE: off-site)
For more information 817-341-8687



December, 2010

If It’s Monday, This Must Be Christmas
A Comedy written by Pat Cook, courtesy of Dramatic Publishing Company

Show runs December 10-19, 2010
Friday & Saturday nights 8:00 pm
Sunday matinees at 2:00 pm
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Directed by Jacquie King


It's here finally! The fifth play in the Harry Monday Trilogy! Okay, Harry never could count. Christmas time rolls around and our down-and-out gumshoe is short of cash as usual. He's down to walking dogs for a few bucks when Harrigan's department store has it's payroll stolen. And who you gonna' call? Loretta Mondello, the store manager, has complete faith in Harry pulling this one off. After all, she's his mother! Not only is the payroll missing but, crime of all crimes, somebody kidnapped Santa Claus! The store St. Nick has gone missing along with the money and bonuses. And Harry has only one day, Christmas Eve, to solve the case. Is Scarlet Kloontz, the all-too-friendly clerk, behind it all? "I bet you've never met anyone as beautiful as me," she coos in Harry's ear. "That's not an endorsement," He points out. Or maybe Carson Page, the newest member of the Harrigan staff, who is also in love with the boss's daughter? And why did Mildred Wolensky, owner of a rival store, suddenly show up? Or Trixie O'Brien, an elf who was the last one to see Santa before he vanished? Maybe that old con-artist buddy of Harry's Louie Grandville has pulled another gig? As if clues weren't hard enough to find Lieutenant Brogan shows up, along with his 9 year old daughter. And we get a glimpse into Harry's past as he recalls his first case.in the third grade!

Auditions held September 27, 28 & 29, 6:30 pm at the theatre green room.
Casting 5 men, 6 women, 1 boy and 1 girl
On-site rehearsals begin November 1 (
NOTE: off-site)
For more information 817-341-8687



February, 2011

'Til Beth Do Us Part
A  Comedy written by Jessie Jones, Nicholas Hope, Jamie Wooten; courtesy of Dramatists Play Service, Inc.

Show runs February 11-27, 2011
Friday & Saturday nights 8:00 pm
Sunday matinees at 2:00 pm
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Directed by Robbin Berry



In this side-splitting comic romp about marriage, career-driven Suzannah Hayden needs a lot more help on the home front than she’s getting from her husband, Gibby. Lately, nurturing his marriage of twenty-seven years hasn’t been the highest priority for Gibby, but pretty soon he’ll wish it had been. Enter Beth Bailey, Suzannah’s newly-hired assistant, a gregarious, highly-motivated daughter of the South. To Suzannah’s delight, Beth explodes into the Hayden household and whips it into an organized, well-run machine. This couldn’t have happened at a better time for Suzannah, since her boss, Celia Carmichael, the C.E.O. of Carmichael’s Chocolates, is flying in soon for an important make-or-break business dinner. Gibby grows increasingly wary as Beth insinuates herself into more and more aspects of their lives. In no time, she exceeds her duties as a household assistant and interjects herself into Suzannah’s career. As Suzannah’s dependence on Beth grows and Gibby’s dislike of the woman deepens, Suzannah gives Beth carte blanche to change anything in the household that “will make it run more efficiently.” And the change Beth makes is convincing Suzannah that Gibby must go! When he realizes it’s Suzannah’s career Beth is really after, a newly-determined Gibby sets out to save his marriage aided by Suzannah’s best friend, Margo, a wise-cracking and self-deprecating divorcee and her ex-husband, Hank, who is in the midst of his own mid-life crisis. Their effort to stop Beth at any cost sets up the wildly-funny climax in which things go uproariously awry just as Suzannah’s boss arrives for that all-important dinner. Whether you’re married, single, rethinking your divorce or currently being controlled by someone up to no good, you’re sure to enjoy this family-friendly, laugh-out-loud Jones Hope Wooten Comedy! 

Auditions held November 29, 30 & December 1, 2010, 6:30 pm at the theatre green room. 
Casting 4 Women, 2 Men.
On-site rehearsals begin January 3.
For more information 817-341-8687



March, 2011

Opal's Husband
A Comedy written by John Patrick; courtesy of Dramatists Play Service

Show runs March 18-April 3, 2011
Friday & Saturday nights 8:00 pm
Sunday matinees at 2:00 pm
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Directed by Kay Huse



Bent as usual on a good deed, Opal tries to round up a husband for her friend Rosie and answers a lonely hearts ad placed by "Mister Handsome"—who, when he shows up, proves to be a ninety-five-year-old escapee from a nursing home. As expected, complications ensue, and when Rosie rejects her would-be suitor, Opal reluctantly agrees to marry him in order to keep the old man from the clutches of his scheming daughter. It seems that he really is quite rich, and his desire is to spend his last days (and his fortune) with a nubile maiden on a South Pacific island while his daughter wants him to expire quickly, and quietly, in the old folk's home. Thereafter the plots and counter-plots multiply hilariously as the daughter and her husband try to discredit the marriage (and convince Opal that she is cuckoo), while the old man devises his own plan to catch them in their dirty work. 

Auditions held January 10, 11 & 12, 2011 6:30 pm at the theatre green room. 
Casting 2 men, 3 women
On-site rehearsals begin February 7 (
NOTE: off-site)
For more information 817-341-8687



April-May, 2011

Angel Street
A Psychological thriller written by Patrick Hamilton; produced by special arrangement with Samuel French, Inc. 

Show runs April 29-May 15, 2011
Friday & Saturday nights 8:00 pm
Sunday matinees at 2:00 pm
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Directed by Lana Robinson



A Broadway hit first produced on the West End under the title Gaslight and filmed twice, Angel Street tells the story of the Manninghams who live on Angel Street in 19th Century London. As the curtain rises, all appears the essence of Victorian tranquility. It is soon apparent however, that Mr. Manningham, a suavely handsome man, is slowly driving his gentle, devoted wife Bella, to the brink of insanity with an insinuating kindness which masks more sinsister motives. While he is out, Mrs. Manningham has an unexpected caller: amiable, paternal Inspector Rough from Scotland Yard. Rough is convinced that Manningham is a homicidal maniac wanted for a murder committed fifteen years earlier in this very house. Gradually the inspector restores Bella's confidence in herself and as the evidence against Manningham unfolds, the author has built and sustained some of the most brilliant, suspenseful sequences in modern theatre.

Auditions held February 21, 22 & 23, 2010, 6:30 pm at the theatre green room.
Casting for 2 males, 3 females, 2 extras
On-site rehearsals March 21
For more information 817-341-8687



June, 2011

The Somewhat True Tale of Robin Hood
A Comedy written by Mary Lynn Dobson, courtesy of Dramatic Publishing Company

Show runs June 3-19, 2011
Friday & Saturday nights 8:00 pm
Special Father’s Day Matinee
Sunday matinees at 2:00 pm
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Directed by G. Mike West



It's hard to be humble when you're a handsome swashbuckling super-hero. But our gallant guy-in-green-tights tries his best as he swaggers through "The Somewhat True Tale of Robin Hood," a frantically funny, Monty Python-esque retelling of the classic tale. This time around, our legendary legend, in his never-ending quest to aid the needy (and feed his ego), must rescue the lovely Maid Marian from the scheming sheriff and gold-hoarding monarch wannabe, aided by a band of Merry Men whose collective IQ equals six. It's an irreverent jaunt through Sherwood Forest you won't soon forget!

Auditions held March 28, 29 & 30, 2011, 6:30 pm at the theatre green room.
Casting for 8 men, 6 women
On-site rehearsals begin April 25
(NOTE: off-site)  
For more information 817-341-8687



July, 2011

The Jungle Book
Written by Joseph Robinette based on the Mowgli Stories of Rudyard Kipling

Show runs July 15-24, 2011
Friday & Saturday nights 8:00 pm
Sunday matinees at 2:00 pm
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Directed by Delona Grace



One of literature's most enduring classics is brought vividly to the stage in this exciting adventure of Mowgli, the Indian boy, raised by caring wolves, befriended by Bagheera, the Panther, and Baloo, the Bear, and threatened by Shere Kahn, the evil tiger. Also present are an array of other jungle creatures who inhabit this action-filled play. Interspersed with the Mowgli tale is the equally intriguing story of a young Rudyard Kipling, who is sent from his home in Bombay to a British boarding school where he encounters his own "jungle," including people—both good and otherwise—who parallel many of the animal characters he created. Filled with excitement and humor, the play highlights the struggle of good versus evil, the worth of friendship, and the importance of loyalty and other values required for surviving the "law of the jungle." 

Auditions held May 9, 10 & 11, 2010, 6:30 pm at the theatre green room.
Casting for 10 to 25 men and women
On-site rehearsals begin June 6
For more information 817-341-8687



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